Drugs in the Water

Revamped Happy Tim

2012-02-14T18:38:00.000+13:00

As always, feel totally free to print this out and hang it on the back of your bathroom doors. I would totally love that.

And for those of you who would like to read the comics from the beginning, this will take you there. I suggest you go, Flynn.

So embarrassing.

2012-02-07T15:22:00.000+13:00

There's no saving the conversation once I'm in an adjective loop.

Hey, kid...

2012-01-10T21:26:00.000+13:00

Oh noes she forgot the beans!

Ever wondered what I sound like after a few wines?

2011-12-22T20:38:00.000+13:00

If you go here you will see me talking shit to my laptop. If you don't like it? Don't tell me! Apparently I'm extremely sensitive.

Enjoy!

It's a pretty good metaphor, guys

2011-11-24T16:30:00.000+13:00

Hahahahoooh Tim and his sexual ambiguity. To those of you who got the metaphor.

Mmm tacos

2011-11-22T13:06:00.000+13:00

Oh Tim you lecherous beast.

Sweetly laid traps

2011-10-21T11:12:00.002+13:00

I LOVED inking the second half of this comic. I love drawing Tim, and I love drawing Jade. What fun they are.

Moving in...

2011-10-18T11:11:00.000+13:00

Cause everyone knows you can't say 'black' without being racist. Also, check out that glorious mullet!

White Ninja Comics guest strip

2011-10-06T10:11:00.001+13:00

This doesn't even make sense. I love White Ninja but I'm not sure I really nailed the humour. Also apparently too much wine causes my comics to lean slightly.

Dinosaur Comics guest strip

2011-10-03T10:07:00.001+13:00

Dinosaur comics is definitely up there with the grandfathers of webcomics. Ryan North rocks!

You'll never look at your cat the same way again.

2011-09-23T18:36:00.000+12:00

I love how Kit uses the word 'thrice' in her sentence. Not enough people say 'thrice', you guys.

Man I love fart jokes.

2011-09-16T17:48:00.000+12:00

I'm surprised the inking came out so clean. I was NOT sober for this one.

He just... he just looks so happy

2011-09-14T09:29:00.000+12:00

This is now hanging in our toilet, so we can look at shit while we shit. Apologies for the quality, I used my flatmate's cellphone to take the picture. If you want a copy let me know and I'll scan it good and proper :)

I love puns

2011-09-13T09:37:00.000+12:00

Oh I really do think I'm funny sometimes.

This happens more often than you'd think.

2011-09-10T08:30:00.003+12:00

I totally nailed both those expressions, guys.

Because you asked.

2011-09-07T16:46:00.000+12:00

There. Now you know. Stop asking me.

Always promising, never delivering...

2011-08-29T20:41:00.000+12:00

Hey guys, in lieu of a comic I thought I'd update with a painting I just made. Now myself and eveything I own is covered in paint. For shame.

Proof that I do actually draw men smoking, and don't just say it to make my profile seem interesting. INDISPUTABLE PROOF. Pretty sexy huh?

More plot!

2011-08-24T10:00:00.005+12:00

Man, what a self-entitled ass! What, did he invent the avocado or something?

May be quoting Bill Bailey slightly. Completely.

2011-08-20T10:38:00.000+12:00

Footnote: I'm skeptical of psychics.

Je ne comprend pas!

2011-07-26T11:42:00.002+12:00

I only studied French because my lecturer was hot. What do I care if my table is a dude or not?

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!

2011-07-21T16:00:00.004+12:00

Dedicated to my flatmate Nicole, who is only afraid of bees in large numbers.

Epilogue!

2011-07-21T15:56:00.001+12:00

This is the epilogue of this comic. Chick digs her Manga!

Only one shot though...

2011-07-01T16:24:00.000+12:00

Okay! So this is the last of what I've done for a while, working on some plot-related comics at the moment but it takes TIME people as I have been super busy with work and days filled with MAYHEM. And BEES! Pity me, children.

Rule 34

2011-06-28T11:24:00.001+12:00

Disgusting.

Do you REALLY think you deserve syrup?

2011-06-26T14:17:00.001+12:00

Oh you poor sweet thing.

Sooo delicious...

2011-06-21T21:49:00.001+12:00

I'm starting to really like Tim.

Just something silly I drew for warm up inking

2011-06-17T15:52:00.001+12:00

This is for those of you who have no idea how a love triangle actually works. TRIANGLE. Fools.

Love panel 6

2011-06-16T15:37:00.001+12:00

I have no idea which gaming consoles are top of the line. I bet panel 5 is already obsolete.

New comic! Oh Lordy!

2011-06-14T13:46:00.000+12:00

A continuation of this comic. I have to draw backgrounds now, what have I done...

Bitch! Bitch took my spoon!

2011-06-12T16:06:00.000+12:00

Spoons is a dangerous game, not for the faint of heart.

Anyway. Just letting you cool cats and kittens know that I have several SEVERAL comics ready to go which I am going to give to my flatmate so he can scan them at his work and email them to me! What a champ!

I'm also working on writing smutty stories AND working AND I have to fit in time for drinking to excess as well. So busy! Sometimes I even buy groceries.

SEE I do update from time to time even if it's only a somewhat disjointed blogpost with promises and assurances and no material. SOUNDS A LITTLE TOO FAMILIAR DON'T YOU THINK.

You stay classy now -snap point-

Last of the old scans...

2011-06-09T12:56:00.001+12:00

Apologies for the use of the term 'fag' in this comic. I love you, fags!

More old ones... sorry!

2011-06-06T13:22:00.000+12:00

I actually had a teacher like this once. She was a plain thirty-something with lips that looked like uncooked sausages. She always parted her hair in the middle, despite how unflattering it was.

I actually do have some comics drawn up guys! They're just super large and need to be reduced and scanned. Man by the time I upload them you all will have forgotten the story arc! Oh the sadness.

Carry on!

Sunday School. Damn scanner...

2011-06-01T12:23:00.001+12:00

Sorry it all looks lopsided and unprofessional at the moment but if it's not at original size you can't see the writing. Also I'd love to post NEW comics rather than old scans from the last decade but alas I do not have a scanner! If anyone is willing to let me have free and constant use of one I would be very much obliged!

For JJ the lovable idiot.

2011-05-29T20:36:00.001+12:00

Man I wrote this one years ago, I remember showing it to my brother and he pissed himself laughing. Maybe it's 2007 humour?

Hey guys! Remember when Emo was a thing?

2011-05-04T10:44:00.001+12:00

Mental health and its associated problems! Hilarious.

Part two!

2011-05-03T13:39:00.001+12:00

Sometimes we just can't help ourselves but go that one step too far.

True story! (And by true I mean total lies)

2011-05-02T12:39:00.001+12:00

This was a thought I had at a child's birthday party.

From the 2005 archives!

2011-04-29T13:28:00.001+12:00

A comic AND a biology lesson! What can I say, I'm a giver.

From the 2005 archives!

2011-04-28T14:27:00.001+12:00

Oh 17-year-old Cat what a witty and astute observation.

From the 2005 archives!

2011-04-27T12:30:00.001+12:00

I myself am a sucker for shiny, jingly objects... Like windchimes, and broken beer bottles.

From the 2005 archives!

2011-04-26T10:18:00.001+12:00

Oh milkshakes I've loved you for as long as I can remember...

From the 2005 archives!

2011-04-25T11:06:00.001+12:00

To think my drawing was ever that bad... Oh well lap it up as I'm totally behind on my new storyline!

Storyline arc!

2011-04-22T13:28:00.003+12:00

This is often what I am thinking when I meet new people.

I can't draw kittehs

2011-04-21T13:40:00.001+12:00

To be fair, kittehs can slink around in a menacing arachnid-like way. Or is that just my kitteh?

Hehe poop jokes

2011-04-20T11:54:00.001+12:00

That is oil, not diarrhea on the stool. Cheers for the mental image MIKEY.

Dunedin!

2011-04-19T11:34:00.001+12:00

Dunedin probably isn't that bad, I just went there in Winter and GOT MY HEART STOMPED ON.

More vegetarian humour.

2011-04-18T13:37:00.001+12:00

"Gelato isn't vegan?" "It's milk and eggs, bitch."

Dammit students take the safe route!

2011-04-15T10:09:00.001+12:00

Had to make the image a bit larger so you could read my handwiritng. Chicken scratch.

This happens more than you'd think

2011-04-14T10:27:00.001+12:00

"Chicken isn't vegan?" - Scott Pilgrim VS The World

C'mon, smooth skin is distracting you guys

2011-04-13T10:10:00.001+12:00

I had a conversation similar to this one with my brother. He was impressed with his particularly close shave that day.

Oop! Making fun of disabilities now...

2011-04-12T09:14:00.001+12:00

Contrary to popular belief I did NOT copy this idea from Cyanide and Happiness.

Nice tits.

2011-04-11T14:39:00.001+12:00

So what's the deal with Tim? Is he gay? Is he straight! Speculation!

Interview!

2011-04-09T16:57:00.000+12:00

Hey guys, enjoy reading comics and blog entries but just wish you knew a little more about me? Well you can! My friend Byron did an interview with me here if you want to have a look. Also, if you sign up to instablogs and give the article a star it might make the front page - and my day!

Carry on.

Beanpoles are hot.

2011-04-08T10:44:00.001+12:00

Orginally a 6-panel comic for my beanpole friend's 21st.

Oh Lordy

2011-04-07T10:21:00.000+12:00

Boy am I tired... I met up with a personal trainer friend for a fitness test and it was UNPLEASANT. She made me wear a spiked bridle and drag livestock carcasses up and down Columbo street I DO NOT EVEN THINK I AM EXAGGERATING. She calls it jogging and pushups etc but I feel my opinion is justified.

In other news, my currently useless legs do not matter as I have been sketching up a storm and I have several (SEVERAL) comics ready for either inking or reducing before scanning. Ideas have mostly been coming from conversations with friends so FRIENDS if I have used your words do come over and I will pay you with home-baked cookies and peanuts.

Though people have been telling me I should get with the times and do some digital work I'm just so DAMNED CLUELESS that I shy away from using my graphic tablet... my computer having a terrible lag doesn't help. We shall see, when I'm well and truly ahead I may dabble a little. Feel free to donate to the Cat-needs-a-new-goddamn-computer fund through the palpal button located to the left!

Mmm mayo...

2011-04-07T10:09:00.002+12:00

To be fair eating fried eggs is just eating fried potential infant.

Fuck the government! Fuck it gently...

2011-04-06T10:39:00.002+12:00

Unfortunately this sort of apathy is chillingly common.

Purple carrots totally exist guys. And purple potatoes! Oh wait I guess that's a kumara...

2011-04-05T15:07:00.002+12:00

I would wonder how he'd know that... On second thoughts maybe I wouldn't.

It was a bumpy road, can you blame him?

2011-04-04T11:22:00.001+12:00

That must be a pretty raging cellphone for him to feel it through his bike gear.

At last, some words!

2011-04-01T11:10:00.000+13:00

Hey guys I would like to welcome you to Drugs in the Water.com! If you are now following me either on or off Blogger then THANK YOU. If you see me maybe I will buy you a beer, or some popcorn, or something!

At the moment I am updating with archived scans from around 2 years ago which is why the quality is dubious... But they give me some time to set up things such as design layout and drawing background art etc. So if you are a GOOD and PATIENT person this site will hopefully blossom into a website that you can be proud to bookmark. And if google ads and donations from people reading will allow perhaps I will even get a proper website with ComicPress, and buy a scanner that scans rather than be a somewhat convenient coffee table.

Anyways, watch this space, I think I should be able to update on weekdays as I need the weekend for partyin' partin' partyin' fun fun fun fun. We so excited!

- Cat

If only all classes were this easy...

2011-04-01T10:55:00.001+13:00

Truthfully I came up with the punchline then had to look up the phenomenon. Paradox, baby.

No better reason to be good...

2011-03-31T10:20:00.001+13:00

More toilet humour for Ryan North of Dinosaur comics! He is a neat guy.

Are you ready? Oh. Okay I can wait.

2011-03-30T18:35:00.001+13:00

She worries about me.

Meat is murder. Tasty tasty murder.

2011-03-30T18:34:00.001+13:00

Alternative punchline in panel 4: "...With the obvious exception of clocks."

The Motorcyclist Code.

2011-03-30T18:32:00.003+13:00

This actually happened to me. True story.

Not, "Holy shit! A talking dog!!"

2011-03-30T18:31:00.001+13:00

A self-burn, as at the time I was doing an arts degree.

A childhood flashback.

2011-03-30T18:30:00.001+13:00

I made this to promote the University-approved safe route. And no one listened.

You must obey any and all signs literally.

2011-03-30T18:29:00.001+13:00

NO INTOXICATE. YOU LEAVE NOW. Hahahahaawwww slightly racist.

A dangerous combination.

2011-03-30T18:27:00.001+13:00

Aaaand we've already stooped to toilet humour.

'Cause You don't want cold bits.

2011-03-30T15:43:00.004+13:00

BOOM and there's your adult content. Off to a good start I think.